Note: I only add "bad monkeys" to this list after I have personally met someone who has told me how to say "bad monkey" in a new language. I don't just troll online translator-bots! After learning a "bad monkey" from an actual person, I will sometimes ask teh interwebz to assist me in presenting the written characters correctly, but most of this information comes from people meeting Jane the Phoole and schooling her in new languages for "bad monkey."
Afrikaans: (sounds like "STO-teh ka-BO-teh," but I'm not sure how to spell it)
Albanian: majmun i keg (my-MOON ee KAYSHE)
American Sign Language: ("bad" - touch fingertips of one hand to lips, palm downward; then move hand swiftly downward and away, so that palm faces away from body; "monkey" - mime scritching yourself on your sides with your hands curled, like a monkey's, and make a chimpy face!)
American Sign Language: ("bad" - touch fingertips of one hand to lips, palm downward; then move hand swiftly downward and away, so that palm faces away from body; "monkey" - mime scritching yourself on your sides with your hands curled, like a monkey's, and make a chimpy face!)
Arabic (Colloquial): (sounds like "curd saEEa," where the initial "c" is glottal, and the final "a" stops glottally)
Arabic (Egyptian): (sounds like "sa-DAHN WAY-heesh")
Arabic (Palestinian): (sounds like "ehrd sadAHN")
Arabic (Palestinian): (sounds like "ehrd sadAHN")
ASCII in Binary: 01000010 01100001 01100100 00100000 01001101 01101111 01101110 01101011 01100101 01111001
Lithuanian: blogas beždžionių (BLOW-ga bez-JOIN-ya)
Macedonian: (sounds like LOSH MYmoon)
Basque (Euskara): gaitz tximino
Bengali: kharap bandor (KAH-rahp BAHN-dor)
Bosnian: (sounds like LOSH MY-moon, but I would be most obliged to someone who speaks Bosnian if it could be written for me.)
Bengali: kharap bandor (KAH-rahp BAHN-dor)
Bosnian: (sounds like LOSH MY-moon, but I would be most obliged to someone who speaks Bosnian if it could be written for me.)
Braille:
British Sign Language: ("bad" - hold left hand up in front of you, with the back of your hand facing away from you, with just the pinky extended, and the other fingers and thumb curled toward the palm; "monkey" - mime scritching yourself on your sides with your hands curled, like a monkey's, and make a chimpy face!)
Bulgarian: лош маймуна (LOSH-a my-MOON-a, where the "o" in "LOSH-a" sounds like the "o" in "love")
Cantonese: (sounds like "HWAI HOH-gee," where the tone begins high on the first part of the first syllable, dips low for the second part of the first syllable, then begins low and rises through the second syllable, and the third syllable is simply aspirated )
Bulgarian: лош маймуна (LOSH-a my-MOON-a, where the "o" in "LOSH-a" sounds like the "o" in "love")
Cantonese: (sounds like "HWAI HOH-gee," where the tone begins high on the first part of the first syllable, dips low for the second part of the first syllable, then begins low and rises through the second syllable, and the third syllable is simply aspirated )
Carney: bizzad mizzonkey
Cherokee: uYi ac>sfIsf (ooh yoh ee ah dah lay sss gee yee sss)
Chinese: (sounds like "HWAI HOH-tze," where the tone begins high on the first part of the first syllable, dips low for the second part of the first syllable, then begins low and rises throug the second syllable, and the third syllable is simply aspirated)
Cherokee: uYi ac>sfIsf (ooh yoh ee ah dah lay sss gee yee sss)
Chinese: (sounds like "HWAI HOH-tze," where the tone begins high on the first part of the first syllable, dips low for the second part of the first syllable, then begins low and rises throug the second syllable, and the third syllable is simply aspirated)
Colombian: mico malo
Cornish: drog sym (with the "r"s rolled a bit)
Cornish: drog sym (with the "r"s rolled a bit)
Creole: makak mechen (ma-KOK may-SHONH)
Croatian: loš majmun (LOSH MY-moon)
Czech: zlé opice (ZWAH OH-pizza)
Croatian: loš majmun (LOSH MY-moon)
Czech: zlé opice (ZWAH OH-pizza)
Danish: dårlige abe (I need a Danish person to say this for me, please.)
Dutch: (sounds like "schtout apyeh")
Elvish: Morriúa Nadorhuan
Dutch: (sounds like "schtout apyeh")
Elvish: Morriúa Nadorhuan
Esperanto: malbona makako
Estonian: paha ahv (PA-ha AF)
Euskara: (see Basque)
Estonian: paha ahv (PA-ha AF)
Euskara: (see Basque)
Filipino: pangit amo
Finnish: paha apina (PA-ha AHP-ee-na) or huono apina (HWO-no AHP-ee-na)
French: singe méchant (SANZH may-SHAWNT, sort of, without much of that "t" at the end at all)
Fujianese (or Hokkien, Southeastern Chinese): (sounds like YAI GA-oh YAHng, with inflection dropping on Syllable 1, bouncing down-up on Syllables 2 and 3, and dropping on Syllable 4)
Gaelic: moncai dona
Finnish: paha apina (PA-ha AHP-ee-na) or huono apina (HWO-no AHP-ee-na)
French: singe méchant (SANZH may-SHAWNT, sort of, without much of that "t" at the end at all)
Fujianese (or Hokkien, Southeastern Chinese): (sounds like YAI GA-oh YAHng, with inflection dropping on Syllable 1, bouncing down-up on Syllables 2 and 3, and dropping on Syllable 4)
Gaelic: moncai dona
Galician: mal macaco
German: schlechter affe (SCHLECCH-tuh AHFF-uh)
Greek (Ancient): κακός πίθηκος (ka-KOS PEE-thay-kos, with long "o"s like in "toast")
Greek (Modern): κακός πίθηκος (ka-KOS PEE-thee-kos, with long "o"s like in "toast")
German: schlechter affe (SCHLECCH-tuh AHFF-uh)
Greek (Ancient): κακός πίθηκος (ka-KOS PEE-thay-kos, with long "o"s like in "toast")
Greek (Modern): κακός πίθηκος (ka-KOS PEE-thee-kos, with long "o"s like in "toast")
Gujarati: (sounds like LOO-cho VAHN-dah-roh)
Hausa (Chad): mugu biri
Hawaiian: maka'i 'ole keko
Hawaiian: maka'i 'ole keko
Hebrew: קוף רע (kof rrrah)
Highlanders (a dialect of Polish distinct enough to be considered its own language by its speakers): nie dobro małpo (sounds like "NYAY DOHbroh MOWpoh," where "OW" is like "owl")
Hindi: (sounds like "to-FA-nee VAHN-da-ro") or (sounds like "tahng kar-NAY-ka BAHN-dar") or (sounds like "BOO-ra BAHN-dar")
Highlanders (a dialect of Polish distinct enough to be considered its own language by its speakers): nie dobro małpo (sounds like "NYAY DOHbroh MOWpoh," where "OW" is like "owl")
Hindi: (sounds like "to-FA-nee VAHN-da-ro") or (sounds like "tahng kar-NAY-ka BAHN-dar") or (sounds like "BOO-ra BAHN-dar")
Hmong: (sounds like "LEE-a PEY")
Hokkien (Southeastern Chinese): see Fujianese
Hungarian: rossz majom (ROHS ma-YOHM)
Icelandic: illur api (ILLuhr AHpee, sing-song-y)
Ilocano (spoken in the Phillippines): (sounds like "daZENGHya ohnGOY")
Hokkien (Southeastern Chinese): see Fujianese
Hungarian: rossz majom (ROHS ma-YOHM)
Icelandic: illur api (ILLuhr AHpee, sing-song-y)
Ilocano (spoken in the Phillippines): (sounds like "daZENGHya ohnGOY")
Ilongo (spoken in the Phillippines): (sounds like "TOHNto nga-amOH")
Indian (Gujarati): (sounds like "LOO-cho VAHN-da-ro")
Indian (Gujarati): (sounds like "LOO-cho VAHN-da-ro")
Indonesian: nakál oráng hútan
Irish: monkey drock
Italian: scimmia cattiva (SHIMM-ya caht-TEEV-a)
Japanese: 悪い猿 (sounds like "wah-RU-ih sa-RU")
Jugoslav: (sounds like LOSH MY-moon; would someone who speaks Jugoslav please write it for me?)
Irish: monkey drock
Italian: scimmia cattiva (SHIMM-ya caht-TEEV-a)
Japanese: 悪い猿 (sounds like "wah-RU-ih sa-RU")
Jugoslav: (sounds like LOSH MY-moon; would someone who speaks Jugoslav please write it for me?)
Klingon: mughato' qab
Korean: 나쁜 원숭이 (NA-poon on-soong-HEE)
Latin: simius malus
Korean: 나쁜 원숭이 (NA-poon on-soong-HEE)
Latin: simius malus
Lebanese: (sounds like "sahDEEN majaNEEN," where the "j" is like the "z" in "Zsa Zsa Gabor")
Lithuanian: blogas beždžionių (BLOW-ga bez-JOIN-ya)
Macedonian: (sounds like LOSH MYmoon)
Maori (Cook Island): tapi rau mangiki (TAHpee rau may-NYEE-kee)
Maori (Ngata Maori, New Zealand): kino makimaki (KEEno MAHkeeMAHkee)
Marathi (spoken in some places in India): (sounds like "DUSHtah mahKAHRD," where the "r" is tapped very, very lightly)
Malayalam: cheetah koranguh
Malayalam: cheetah koranguh
Mongolian: muu sarrmagchien (MOOOO [sustained just a bit longer than you'd expect] sahrr-mak-CHEEN, where the "rr" is rolled)
Montenegran: (sounds like LOSH MY-moon; could someone from Montenegro kindly write it?)
Montenegran: (sounds like LOSH MY-moon; could someone from Montenegro kindly write it?)
Morse Code: -... .- -.. -- --- -. -.- . -.--
Taiwanese: (sounds like "pai gkow," where the "ow" is like "owl," and the tone is high for the first syllable, then EXTREMELY LOW for the second syllable, and the "gk" is nearly glottal)
Tamil: ketta korungu
Nepali: (sounds like kharab bandar)
Norwegian: dårlig apekatt (could a Norwegian person please pronounce this for me?)
One: nerra prem
One: nerra prem
Pashto: بد شاه بلوطونه پخيدل (could someone who speaks Pashto please pronounce this for me?)
Phillippine: pangit amo
Pidgin (Papua New Guinea): nogut mani
Pig Latin: adbay onkeymay
Phillippine: pangit amo
Pidgin (Papua New Guinea): nogut mani
Pig Latin: adbay onkeymay
Persian (Farsi): ميمون بد (sounds like "my-MOON eh BAHD," but I'm not sure how to spell it)
Polish: Attention: There are five ways to say "bad monkey" in Polish!
(1) nie dobra małpa (nyay DOHbra MOW-pa, where the "OW" is like "owl")
(2) zła małpa (zwah MOW-pa)
(3) gwupia małpa (GWOO-pya MOW-pa)
(4) niegrzeczna małpa (nyeg-ZHECH-na MOW-pa)
(5) vredna małpa
Polish: Attention: There are five ways to say "bad monkey" in Polish!
(1) nie dobra małpa (nyay DOHbra MOW-pa, where the "OW" is like "owl")
(2) zła małpa (zwah MOW-pa)
(3) gwupia małpa (GWOO-pya MOW-pa)
(4) niegrzeczna małpa (nyeg-ZHECH-na MOW-pa)
(5) vredna małpa
Portuguese in Brazil: macaco mau (muh-KA-co MAU)
Portuguese in Portugal: huim macaco / tehibo macaco (HWEEM muh-KA-co / te-HEE-bo muh-KA-co)
Portuguese in Portugal: huim macaco / tehibo macaco (HWEEM muh-KA-co / te-HEE-bo muh-KA-co)
Puerto Rican Spanish: mono maldita
Punjabi: (sounds like KAH-rab bu-JO)
Romanian: maimuţă rea (my-MOO-teh RREAH, with the "r"s rolled)
Romanian: maimuţă rea (my-MOO-teh RREAH, with the "r"s rolled)
Russian: плохая обезьянка (plo-CHAH-ya oh-beets-YAH-na, where that "CH" sound is not like "church" but is more like delicious "challah" bread)
Sanskrit: (sounds like DOOSH-tah KAH-pee)
Semaphore:
Sanskrit: (sounds like DOOSH-tah KAH-pee)
Semaphore:
Serbian: лош мајмун (LOSH MY-moon)
Shona (Zimbabwe): There are several ways to say "bad monkey" in this language:
shoko yakaipa (SHO-ko yah-kah-EE-pa) or shoko yakashata (SHO-ko yah-kah-sha-ta)
tsoko yakaipa (TSO-ko, the t isn't silent, yah-kah-EE-pa ) or tsoko yakashata (TSO-ko yah-kah-sha-ta)
gudo yakaipa (gU-doh yah-kah-EE-pa)
gudo yakashata (gU-doh yah-kah-sha-ta)
(Courtesy Sara Mock's friend from Zimbabwe, who tells me that there's no general word for "monkey" in Shona; shoko and tsoko refer to a velvet monkey, and gudo indicates a baboon, but Shona speakers will use "monkey" and "baboon" interchangeably.)
Slovak: zlé opice (ZWAH OH-pizza)
Spanish in Mexico: chango malo (CHAHN-go MAH-lo)
Spanish in Spain: mono malo (MOH-no MAH-lo)
Swahili: tumbili mbaya (toomBEElee mBAHyah) (Caution: if used in an improper context, can also mean "undead zombie monkey." Use with care!)
Swedish: dålig apa (DOH-lick OW-pa, with the "OW" sounding like "owl" again - really means "poorly functioning monkey," and you must ask Jane about it sometime)
Update! elak apa (AY-lahk OW-pa) is Swedish for "naughty monkey," I have learned since my encounter with the Prince of Sweden. Do not, however, allow this new knowledge to dissuade you from enquiring about the whole "poorly-functioning monkey" affair.
Syrian: (sounds like "CHEIRba MYmoon," where the initial "ch" is not like "church" but instead like tasty sweet "challah" bread, and where of course the "r" is rolled.)
Tagalog (spoken in the Philippines): (sounds like "sa-BA-hey ohn-GOY" or "ma-sa-MAHNG ohn-GOY")
Shona (Zimbabwe): There are several ways to say "bad monkey" in this language:
shoko yakaipa (SHO-ko yah-kah-EE-pa) or shoko yakashata (SHO-ko yah-kah-sha-ta)
tsoko yakaipa (TSO-ko, the t isn't silent, yah-kah-EE-pa ) or tsoko yakashata (TSO-ko yah-kah-sha-ta)
gudo yakaipa (gU-doh yah-kah-EE-pa)
gudo yakashata (gU-doh yah-kah-sha-ta)
(Courtesy Sara Mock's friend from Zimbabwe, who tells me that there's no general word for "monkey" in Shona; shoko and tsoko refer to a velvet monkey, and gudo indicates a baboon, but Shona speakers will use "monkey" and "baboon" interchangeably.)
Slovak: zlé opice (ZWAH OH-pizza)
Spanish in Mexico: chango malo (CHAHN-go MAH-lo)
Spanish in Spain: mono malo (MOH-no MAH-lo)
Swahili: tumbili mbaya (toomBEElee mBAHyah) (Caution: if used in an improper context, can also mean "undead zombie monkey." Use with care!)
Swedish: dålig apa (DOH-lick OW-pa, with the "OW" sounding like "owl" again - really means "poorly functioning monkey," and you must ask Jane about it sometime)
Update! elak apa (AY-lahk OW-pa) is Swedish for "naughty monkey," I have learned since my encounter with the Prince of Sweden. Do not, however, allow this new knowledge to dissuade you from enquiring about the whole "poorly-functioning monkey" affair.
Syrian: (sounds like "CHEIRba MYmoon," where the initial "ch" is not like "church" but instead like tasty sweet "challah" bread, and where of course the "r" is rolled.)
Tagalog (spoken in the Philippines): (sounds like "sa-BA-hey ohn-GOY" or "ma-sa-MAHNG ohn-GOY")
Taiwanese: (sounds like "pai gkow," where the "ow" is like "owl," and the tone is high for the first syllable, then EXTREMELY LOW for the second syllable, and the "gk" is nearly glottal)
Tamil: ketta korungu
Telugu (spoken in a southeastern region of India): chedda kothi (CHEH-duh KOH-tee)
Thai: ลิงไม่ดี (sounds like "ling mai dee mock ma" - must be spoken very quickly with a nasal intonation!)
Turkish: kötü maymun (KOH-too my-MOON)
Ukrainian: погана Мавпочка (po-HA-na MAHV-pa)
Urdu: bura bandar (BOO-ra BAHN-dar)
Vietnamese: con khi xâu (KOHN key SO)
Visayan: bastosna oongoy
Thai: ลิงไม่ดี (sounds like "ling mai dee mock ma" - must be spoken very quickly with a nasal intonation!)
Turkish: kötü maymun (KOH-too my-MOON)
Ukrainian: погана Мавпочка (po-HA-na MAHV-pa)
Urdu: bura bandar (BOO-ra BAHN-dar)
Vietnamese: con khi xâu (KOHN key SO)
Visayan: bastosna oongoy
Yiddish: שלעכט מאַלפּע shlekht malpe (shlekht MAL-peh)
Welsh: mwnci drwg (MOON-key DROOG) or simach drwg (SEE-mock DROOG)
Zaarma (spoken in Nigér, an African country north of Nigeria): fono laalo (FOH-no LAH-lo)
Welsh: mwnci drwg (MOON-key DROOG) or simach drwg (SEE-mock DROOG)
Zaarma (spoken in Nigér, an African country north of Nigeria): fono laalo (FOH-no LAH-lo)
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